February 2012
sarfaticriss:
ugh the worst feeling ever is when you have your period and you have to sneeze or you have been sitting down for a while and have to get up
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okay but the best part of that episode was kanji’s nosetampons
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These are my current customs on my update...
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when people refer to penises as ___________ in...
artsypeach:
c-c-chuck:
chlorophyll-bunny:
americankimchi:
chlorophyll-bunny:
penises
cocks
dicks
and other normal words for a penis
meat sticks
wands
slick manhood
throbbing/pulsing member
100% all-beef thermometer
black snake
anal impaler
chode
shaft
sausage
schlong
“thing”
steamin’ semen roadway
skin flute
tube steak
wang
dong
bone
etc.
“steamin’ semen...
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motoroladroid:
After 5 hours of strenuous, sweaty, labor, a woman finally gives birth. Her red, crying face smiles weakly as the doctor presents her child to her. “Congratulations, he’s a boy!” says the doctor.
The woman sits up suddenly, her soaked hair falling over her shoulders. “YOU CISSEXIST PIECE OF SHIT!” she screams at the doctor. “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE’S A BOY? HOW THE HELL DO...
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Dad: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest, does a black flip*
Dad: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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Ammyy Admin Scam
zannyblogging:
Well this morning’s been so full of events it’s not even funny so lets get started shall we?
I almost lost my computer to hackers/scammers whatever you want to call them; I would want to call them asshole’s but hey that’s my polite version.
Well here’s what they do;
You will receive a phone call from someone proclaiming to be from Microsoft Windows and that you computer system...
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
corcordium:
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소변 축축한 잡초 엉덩이 뺨을 애니메이션의 음경
laughinghieroglyphic:
ghostkid:
korean is such a pretty language to look at written out
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cannedbooks:
So I was watching funny videos on Youtube when suddenly
wait
Youtube, I…what were you thinking Youtube?
Shoeless found the best Skyrim glitch →
shoelesscosmonaut:
I did save while this was happening, so you can watch as I try and flee from naked man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp2XLTr7GHk&feature=youtu.be
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and the award for stupidest plotline goes to
no seriously, eastenders, this whole thing is silly
okay so there’s this one girl who doesnt want to ask her dad to sign the form for her HPV jab because that will let him know that she wants to have sex with her boyfriend
except wtf does that have to do with hpv it’s to prevent cervical cancer?!?!
so she gets her friend to forge the...
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joshishollywood:
the next tumblr staff post is just going to read
“homestucks u next”
you can only post homestuck pairings that david karp also ships
i track the guro tag because i want to see good guro
not shittonnes of wrongly tagged bestiality, horror manga and general non-guro-ness
people need to learn what guro is before they tag stuff
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HungerStuck
(aradia just for example of the gear)
And so begins the 74th Alternian Hunger Games.
A tradition that happens once a year to punish the eight districts of Alternia for their ancestral binding with humans, two tributes, one male and one female, is offered from each district to take part in the Hunger Games, a fight to the death for the entertainment of the people and to remind all that Her...
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zeurel:
Am I the only one who doesn’t find Pokemon Awkward funny. Like, at all?
Just one more example of “funny” comics get insanely popular despite having no punchline.
Unless that is the punchline.
I don’t find it funny but I do enjoy it, because it’s kinda cute ;w;
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dear artists of homestuck
chocoandcigs:
jiinkiie2:
gonnaslapabitch:
tiddlecup:
are you ever confused sometimes when people reblog or reply to your art with things like
“POOPS SELF”
or “SCREAMS”
or “SCREAMS WHILE VIOLENTLY SHITTING SELF!!!!!”
i just feel like i wouldn’t know how to react if i showed someone my drawings and they immediately started pooping and screaming
oh my god stop I literally spit all over...