and the award for stupidest plotline goes to

no seriously, eastenders, this whole thing is silly

okay so there’s this one girl who doesnt want to ask her dad to sign the form for her HPV jab because that will let him know that she wants to have sex with her boyfriend

except wtf does that have to do with hpv it’s to prevent cervical cancer?!?!

so she gets her friend to forge the signature and then gets nervous because the nurse goes out of the room to call her dad

turns out the nurse told her dad she was nervous about it and then her dad was like “WTF IS THIS” and came to the school

so not only did the nurse CALL HOME because this girl was NERVOUS ABOUT AN INJECTION but this needs her dad to COME INTO THE SCHOOL and talk about DONT BE WORRIED ABOUT SEX

GUYS

YOU’RE MEANT TO HAVE THE HPV BEFORE YOU’RE SEXUALLY ACTIVE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IT DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE IT AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE SEX THAT@S JUSTRTEYIUGJENOGN

and of course this calls for her MOTHER TO THEN HAVE ‘THE TALK’ WITH HER

WTF

IT’S A HPV JAB
IT’S NOT A ‘GO AND HAVE SEX WITH EVERYONE NOW’ JAB